Tag Archives: Lauren Fraser

Procrastination

27 Jan

Well that pretty much sums up my day yesterday. LOL

I should have been writing, but instead I decided it was a good idea to tackle my daughter’s room since I’ve been gritting my teeth about the chaos in there. She has a small bedroom so that means there’s no where for her junk to go so I decided what she needed was a new closet organizer thingy. So that meant off to home depot I went. Then I spent the afternoon installing this closet organizer. Now that doesn’t sound like a bad thing really but yep you guessed it. Once I started organizing her bedroom well of course we found all sorts of things that don’t really need to be in her room so that means they got displaced elsewhere in the house.

See where I’m going here?

You got it, now I need to tackle the storage room and rec room. OY! What was I thinking?

I should know better than to procrastinate.

~Lauren

http://www.laurenfraser.com

Just what you wanted to kick off your weekend.Penis facts.

13 Jan

Well as usual I wasn’t sure what I should blog about. I know this is becoming the norm for me. LOL But instead of doing an eye candy post I figured what the hell, why not do a little post on penis facts. Oh come on, I know you want them. *grin* Alright so here they are ten facts about the good ol’penis coming up.

1. Smoking can shorten the length of a penis. WHAT?

Yep you heard right. Smoking can shorten the length of a penis. It calcifies the blood flow which in turn affects the circulation and can result in a shorter penis, not hugely short only a centimeter or so but in the locker room every little millimeter counts from what I’m told. LOL I don’t know guys that just sounds like a reason to quit smoking if you ask me.

2. There are two types of penis’s; growers and showers.  Growers expand and lengthen when they become erect while showers don’t change all that much in size.

3. A men’s health study showed 79% of men are growers while only 21% are showers. So you know what that means ladies don’t judge a book by it’s cover because you just never know what’s inside. Hehe

4. I had always heard the average penis was 6 inches long, turns out it’s not. The average penis is only 5.9 inches long. And the average girth is about 4.9 inches.

5.The average flaccid penis is around 3.5 inches. Phew, glad most guys are growers.

6. According to the Guiness Book the largest penis recorded was 13.5 inches long and had a girth of 6.25 inches. Sweet mother of God. I think I might run in fear if I saw that sucker coming at me.

7. The average male orgasm lasts for about 6 seconds while the average female orgasm lasts approximately 23 seconds. All I can say is thank God I’m a woman.  LOL

8. Only 1 man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral pleasure. Rumour has it all 400 have tried. I have to admit I had always thought it was an urban myth that any guy could actual do that. Holy crapanoly those dudes must be flexible. Kind of gives new meaning to masturbation.

9. German researchers say the average intercourse lasts 2 minutes, 50 seconds, yet women perceive it as lasting 5 minutes, 30 seconds. Hmmmm that’s a little bit of a discrepancy. What’s going on here? We’ve been duped.

10. Although there are no bones in the penis it is possible to break one. Anyone remember that Grey’s Anatomy episode? LOL Apparently when it happens there’s an audible popping sound and then the penis turns black and blue which I’d imagine would be somewhat terrifying for a guy. But don’t worry it heals up. It can happen from the guy thrusting too vigorously or from the woman moving too wildly around. It doesn’t happen all that often and let’s be real, some risks are just worth taking and I think this is one of them.

Taking a look at the stats on average and not average I have to admit the largest penis on record is somewhat terrifying but then so is the idea of that Sex in the City episode with the guy with the little gerkin. LOL

So does size matter?

Back in University one of my best male friends used to say, he may not be able to hit bottom but he could sure bang the hell out of the sides.  *grin* It’s all about how you use what you’ve got right?

Enjoy your weekend.

~Lauren

http://www.laurenfraser.com

Resolutions

30 Dec

Well since it is getting close to New Years and this is my last post on Passionate Reads for 2011 I thought it would be fun to look at some of the top resolutions and add a little Lauren flavour to it. *grin*

I always start the year with a few resolutions, you know kick off the year on a run.

Top 3 resolutions for 2012.

1. Spend more time with friends and family. So I’ve grabbed my friends

2.  Take time to exercise. I think I might take up Rugby.

3. And of course what kind of New Year’s resolution would it it be if I didn’t try to tame the bulge?

So what about you? Any New Year’s resolutions?

Happy New Year. Wishing you all  the best in 2012!

Sexy Comments

~Lauren

http://www.laurenfraser.com

Some Holiday Eye Candy

16 Dec

Well I don’t know about you but with all the holiday chaos already bustling around I’m in the mood to kick back, relax and enjoy some holiday eye candy.

Now that’s a Santa I’d wait in line to see at the mall.

Checking out all the holiday goodies. *grin*

Wowza, I wouldn’t mind finding that under the tree.

Happy Holidays.

~Lauren

http://www.laurenfraser.com

A little humor to start your weekend – Bert and Ernie

18 Nov

Some of you may have seen this humorous little story before but since I’ll be hamster shopping this weekend it seemed appropriate to share it.  The first time I saw this was right before my daughter got her first hamster and of course it was perfect timing but it definitely got me thinking about what I was getting myself into. Thankfully no worries all was well but alas that little hamster died and now my daughter has saved up her pennies to get another one, so good ol’ Bert and Ernie came to mind again.

Enjoy the joke, it is seriously funny.

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Ahh the joys of the birds and the bees discussions

21 Oct

Having grown up with a mother who was public health nurse, I’ve always been really comfortable talking about sex. My mom always went on the knowledge is power philosophy, you know  if I understood what blue balls were then I wouldn’t be sucked into all the lines my highschool boyfriend would have about not leaving him like that,*snort* and poor sucker, all those talks from mom helped. LOL  So when I had kids I kind of adopted the same philosophy as my mom. My husband and I agreed I would handle those discussions so he didn’t have to, you know how dad’s are with their daughter’s, they’ll be lucky to date when they are 50. So when my kids ask I answer as honestly as I can in an age appropriate way and we aren’t at the blue balls discussions yet or at least  I thought we weren’t. OY (more…)

Take a Giant Step toward Getting Published

1 Oct

Submitting a manuscript to a publisher is always a nerve-wracking experience for an aspiring author. After finally completing the story and finding the courage to send it off, you then have to wait anywhere from several months to more than a year to get a response.

But there are ways to get around the beastly “slush pile”.

One alternative is to attend a writer’s conference where an editor from the preferred publisher will be in attendance. If you can get a private appointment or finesse a quick pitch on the run, you might get the go-ahead to send the manuscript directly to that editor. However, there can be considerable cost involved with this method and it may still take months to hear back. And even then, you may get a rejection letter that gives no indication of what was lacking.

Why not try something that doesn’t require a large outlay of cash, or leaving home, or waiting months to find out if you hit the mark? Why not try a path that will get your work directly and immediately into the hands of a skilled editor?  That’s what Ellora’s Cave authors Anya Richards, Lauren Fraser and Sasha Devlin did and what you’ll be doing if you enter the Passionate Reads Pitch Contest.

October 3rd is opening day to enter and all the rules can be found right here – http://passionatereads.com/pitch-contest-got-pitch.

Don’t miss this incredible opportunity to leap right over the slush pile!

Good Luck!

Marilyn Campbell

www.marilyncampbell.com; facebook: authormarilyncampbell; twitter: marilyncampbel3

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