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What do you call a virtual nymphomaniac with exhausted fingers?

17 Apr

The Passionate Reads authors are pleased to welcome today’s guest blogger, Riley Murphy, author of Reclaimed Surrender, with the answer to the subject question…

An erotic romance author. J

Hey, it’s true. I’m not alone out here, am I? Some days I swear it’s all I can do to let my heroine get off again. Maybe I’m jealous. Nah! Can’t be. I love my heroines. So, what’s the deal? *thinking*

Okay, I get tired. I mean there’s only so many ways to make monkey sex without the actual primate interesting and fresh, right? You start doing the check list. Sex on table? Chapter two. Sex on floor? Chapter three. Sex bent over kitchen counter? Chapter four. Oral? Chapter Five. Group… Yeah, well, you get my point and it’s at these times you thank your lucky stars you have a wonderful CP who takes your pages of brilliance and gets to this part in your story and comments something like this, “Riley, your heroine is the one who’s supposed to be exhausted in this scene, not you. Get your head out of your butt and write a sex scene. Wait, maybe you should write a butt smex scene here.” *shakes head* Gotta love her persistence because sure enough, I did. Lol!

Persistence is where it’s at for an erotic rom author. Using myself as a perfect example for no other reason than I like to be the one talking behind my own back, I’m going to share a slice of my married life with you. Here’s the scene. I’ve worked all day on my WIP. The hero has gotten off three times and the heroine seven (I know what you’re thinking, but remember this is fiction). So there I am at bedtime. I slip between the cool sheets, close my eyes and sigh. Life is—

Wtf? Honey’s done the old one arm hooked-around-me thing where I’m literally dragged across the king size bed until I’m hauled up against him. I grumble with my nose pressed into his chest, “What are you doing?”

“I plan on claiming some conjugal rights.”

“Now?” To say I’m miffed would have been an understatement. I have people yakking in my head, a huge mental list of things to go over before tomorrow and oh yeah, I need to get some sleep too. So, me not feeling it? Check.

“Don’t tell me I forgot to schedule an appointment.”

I don’t know why I roll my eyes it’s not like he could see the gesture in the dark. “Didn’t we already do this today?”

“No.”

“Are you sure?”

“Positive.”

Wow, had it really come down to this? *wonders for a moment* Sure enough. I’d been writing sex all day and felt like I’d done the deed over and over again…but he hadn’t. *Deep breath* “Sorry, my hero and heroine are like freaking rabbits so my mind’s been far afield all day.”

“How far afield?”

“Table, floor, counter, oral.”

“Talk to me about the floor. Was it tile or wood because you know carpeting is not great for the back or knees. Rug burn’s a bitch.”

So we spent the next hour *cough, cough* talking about my various scenes and it wasn’t until I was well and truly exhausted that I realize it wasn’t just erotic romance authors and their CPs who have to be persistent – their husbands have to be too.  

This is probably why I chose to write about a married couple rediscovering their kink in Reclaimed Surrender. I love the dynamic of a successful and fully committed partnership. Anyone else tackle marriage in crisis theme? If so, did you find it easier to write the sexy stuff or harder?

Thanks for having me here, it’s been fun!

Reclaimed Surrender blurb:

Things take a sizzling turn when Rene Tanner finds himself neck-deep in marital unbliss. He’s fully prepared to do whatever it takes to reclaim his wife’s surrender. The way he sees it? He’s been putting her on a pedestal when all she really wanted— needed —was for him to put her on her knees.

Alexis Tanner has felt alone and unfulfilled for quite a while. So when their marriage counselor suggests a week of “As You Wish” therapy, she’s expecting to be wooed with chocolates and flowers. Instead she winds up in leather restraints and a silver collar and realizes she must surrender to her darkest desires, or be forced to let Rene go forever.

Buy Link: http://www.jasminejade.com/p-9904-reclaimed-surrender.aspx

Book Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-tAJRlJ08U

Reclaimed Surrender excerpt:

He took a deep breath and straightened. Now that he understood what the stumbling blocks were he was ready to annihilate them. She needed to be reminded that they had certain boundaries in their relationship and he needed to impress upon her that he was totally prepared to hold her to them. Continue reading 

50 Shades of Grey: The FanFic Phenom!

25 Mar

What’s up with that?

My other half called me at work a couple days ago to tell me about how erotic fiction is making national headlines and that Hollywood paid just 7 figures for the movie rights to an erotic romance novel.

I said, “Really? Which book?”

“I don’t know,” was his reply.

“Who was the author?”

“I don’t know that either, but it’s all over the news. You must have seen it.”

“Babe, when was the last time you saw me watch the news?”

“Uh— I dunno…but it’s online, too.”

“Honey, if I’m on the computer, I’m working, not surfing for news…”

Well needless to say, by the time the conversation ended, I still had no idea what he was talking about, but I did make an effort to ask another author friend what the scoop was. She’d heard of it and confirmed that “everyone” was talking about it.

 Everyone but me, apparently. Continue reading 

Sex + Magick = AWESOME!

26 Feb potter banner

Like Vivian said to Edward in Pretty Woman, “I want it all. I want the fairy tale…”

Why is it that the “Fantasys” ALWAYS cater to the kids? I understand the PG rating for movies and all but c’mon, tell the truth… don’t you wish you could get a special screening of the X-rated versions?

When you watched Lord of the Rings didn’t you wonder what Legolis could do in the sack with all of those “elfin” powers? Continue reading 

Hair. Yeah…

28 Sep

Yeah, you know exactly what I’m talking about. This is that kind of site and we’re those kind of authors LOL. I’m chatting today about hair. Down there. In erotic romance. I know, most people probably don’t really care, probably don’t give it much thought. It’s either mentioned in the book or it isn’t, but I obsess about these kinds of details for every character and every story I write. I love to delve deeply into the Point of View (POV) of the characters and a guy is going to notice it if he’s with someone, you know? I think he’d notice if the woman he’s with has a bush going on au natural, if there’s been some trimming and ‘scaping and certainly if there’s just…nothing. The guy might have a preference, he might do ‘different things’ because of it. Sometimes it’s just a word such as ‘curls’ used once that can draw a picture for the reader and it’s all that’s necessary, sometimes it can lead to nuances of a scene that can be even more erotic. Sometimes it can be used as a plot point itself for example, in my first book, PICTURE THIS, my heroine hasn’t been with a guy for a long time and she’s let the personal grooming slide some. She plans to be with the hero and decided it’s time to ‘tidy up’. There’s a mishap with a razor and she ends up taking it all off. I cover it briefly in a quick thought she has later, but yeah…the hero notices. And show his appreciation :) .  To me though, it always comes back to the genre, particularly time period and the character themselves. It’s always about the character and being true to them.

So as a reader, do you even care about this? Do you expect it to be mentioned? Do you prefer it NOT be addressed? Or…do you think I’m nuts and before I mentioned it you’d never even wondered about it?

Back door challenge

20 Sep

A few days ago I went out for a girls night with some friends and over drinks we started discussing the whole anal sex thing. A couple of my girls were adamant that there was no way in hell it was ever going to happen while the rest were all for it, granted some like it more than others but it had its place for them. So that got me thinking about anal sex in books.

 I know not everyone likes to read about anal and that’s cool it’s not for everyone.  For me I’ve read several books where it absolutely works but then I’ve also read books where it really didn’t.

I have to admit I kind of  prefer it in a menage, I think it usually really adds something to the story and the relationship but it’s all in how it’s done.

But there are a couple of deal breakers for me when I’m reading about anal. One thing that really grosses me out is when I read about fingers or cocks in the backdoor then moved to the front to get more lube or stimulate the clit or finger her or whatever and then put back so there’s that whole back to front thing going on. Ewww, nope that totally doesn’t work for me.

Second, lube, there must be lube of some kind, hell I don’t care if it’s just spit but there absolutely must be something used because otherwise, yeah no that’s not going to feel nice.

Last but not least, there needs to be some prep work happening especially if she’s never done it before it can’t just be rammed in, again that whole ouch factor in that regard just doesn’t work for me personally.

So what about you? What are your thoughts on anal in stories? Love it? Hate it? Or are you like me and sometimes it works whereas others you just kind of raise your eyebrow and go huh?

~Lauren

http://www.laurenfraser.com

I’m giving away a book today…

17 Aug

It occurs to me that I haven’t given away a book in awhile. I should rectify that. Right now. Yes? OK, so let’s make it short and sweet. I’ll pick a random winner from today’s comments and that person will have their pick of PICTURE THIS, PAY UP, PLAY ME or my new book, POINT BLANK. What do you have to do? Just comment here and tell me what words or phrases you don’t like to see in a book, for whatever reason. It could be something that’s just been used to death, an ‘ick’ word that pulls you out of a story, a phrase that just makes you laugh when it shouldn’t or something that sounds just plain ridiculous to you.

Me? One phrase I think has been quite over-used is ‘to the hilt’ (and you know what I’m talking about :) ). I’d like to see some alternatives to that!

If you’d like to review the excerpt for my books so that you’ll be ready with your selection when you win :) , you can check them out here:

PICTURE THIS excerpt

PAY UP excerpt

PLAY ME excerpt

POINT BLANK excerpt

Go!

Taboos and the good ol’squick meter

17 Jun

Alright so I was struggling to come up with a blog post for today. I’m still hanging my head about the Canucks losing the Stanley Cup, so my original celebration eye-candy post just wasn’t going to work. LOL.  So what did I come up with? Taboo’s and my good ol’ squick meter.

Now I know I’ve blogged about this elsewhere in the past, but I think the topic still has loads of discussion potential left and like I said I’m pouting so there you go, Taboos it is. LOL Continue reading 

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