Well it’s that time of year again. Taxes. OY. Every year I tell myself I am going to be more organized and every year I’m scrounging around in files, folders and baskets for all my receipts. It’s time consuming but being a pack rat does have a few benefits at least I’ve kept the receipts it’s just a matter of finding m. LOL So since I’m thinking about taxes I thought I would share some cartoons. So here you go.
Ahh taxes. LOL
~Lauren
With Valentine’s Day right around the corner it seems only appropriate to be thinking about romantic movies. I admit I’m a huge sucker for a good romantic movie and my poor husband has sat through more than his fair share, good thing we always balance out movie night with a blood and guts movie as well. LOL
So I’ve got my list of 10 of my favorite romantic movies of all time. In no particular order. Some of them I realize are a bit odd and would never be Oscar contenders but I like ‘em anyways. LOL
1. The Notebook
2.Sweet Home Alabama
3. Casablanca
4. When Harry Met Sally
5. P.S. I love you.
6. Fools Rush In
7. Dirty Dancing
8. Hitch
9. A Walk to Remember
10. Last of the Mohicans
Alright so those are a few of my favorites, hit me with some of yours. What is your favorite romantic movie of all time?
~Lauren
Well that pretty much sums up my day yesterday. LOL
I should have been writing, but instead I decided it was a good idea to tackle my daughter’s room since I’ve been gritting my teeth about the chaos in there. She has a small bedroom so that means there’s no where for her junk to go so I decided what she needed was a new closet organizer thingy. So that meant off to home depot I went. Then I spent the afternoon installing this closet organizer. Now that doesn’t sound like a bad thing really but yep you guessed it. Once I started organizing her bedroom well of course we found all sorts of things that don’t really need to be in her room so that means they got displaced elsewhere in the house.
See where I’m going here?
You got it, now I need to tackle the storage room and rec room. OY! What was I thinking?
I should know better than to procrastinate.
~Lauren
Well as usual I wasn’t sure what I should blog about. I know this is becoming the norm for me. LOL But instead of doing an eye candy post I figured what the hell, why not do a little post on penis facts. Oh come on, I know you want them. *grin* Alright so here they are ten facts about the good ol’penis coming up.
1. Smoking can shorten the length of a penis. WHAT?
Yep you heard right. Smoking can shorten the length of a penis. It calcifies the blood flow which in turn affects the circulation and can result in a shorter penis, not hugely short only a centimeter or so but in the locker room every little millimeter counts from what I’m told. LOL I don’t know guys that just sounds like a reason to quit smoking if you ask me.
2. There are two types of penis’s; growers and showers. Growers expand and lengthen when they become erect while showers don’t change all that much in size.
3. A men’s health study showed 79% of men are growers while only 21% are showers. So you know what that means ladies don’t judge a book by it’s cover because you just never know what’s inside. Hehe
4. I had always heard the average penis was 6 inches long, turns out it’s not. The average penis is only 5.9 inches long. And the average girth is about 4.9 inches.
5.The average flaccid penis is around 3.5 inches. Phew, glad most guys are growers.
6. According to the Guiness Book the largest penis recorded was 13.5 inches long and had a girth of 6.25 inches. Sweet mother of God. I think I might run in fear if I saw that sucker coming at me.
7. The average male orgasm lasts for about 6 seconds while the average female orgasm lasts approximately 23 seconds. All I can say is thank God I’m a woman. LOL
8. Only 1 man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral pleasure. Rumour has it all 400 have tried. I have to admit I had always thought it was an urban myth that any guy could actual do that. Holy crapanoly those dudes must be flexible. Kind of gives new meaning to masturbation.
9. German researchers say the average intercourse lasts 2 minutes, 50 seconds, yet women perceive it as lasting 5 minutes, 30 seconds. Hmmmm that’s a little bit of a discrepancy. What’s going on here? We’ve been duped.
10. Although there are no bones in the penis it is possible to break one. Anyone remember that Grey’s Anatomy episode? LOL Apparently when it happens there’s an audible popping sound and then the penis turns black and blue which I’d imagine would be somewhat terrifying for a guy. But don’t worry it heals up. It can happen from the guy thrusting too vigorously or from the woman moving too wildly around. It doesn’t happen all that often and let’s be real, some risks are just worth taking and I think this is one of them.
Taking a look at the stats on average and not average I have to admit the largest penis on record is somewhat terrifying but then so is the idea of that Sex in the City episode with the guy with the little gerkin. LOL
So does size matter?
Back in University one of my best male friends used to say, he may not be able to hit bottom but he could sure bang the hell out of the sides. *grin* It’s all about how you use what you’ve got right?
Enjoy your weekend.
~Lauren
Well since it is getting close to New Years and this is my last post on Passionate Reads for 2011 I thought it would be fun to look at some of the top resolutions and add a little Lauren flavour to it. *grin*
I always start the year with a few resolutions, you know kick off the year on a run.
Top 3 resolutions for 2012.
1. Spend more time with friends and family. So I’ve grabbed my friends
2. Take time to exercise. I think I might take up Rugby.
3. And of course what kind of New Year’s resolution would it it be if I didn’t try to tame the bulge?
So what about you? Any New Year’s resolutions?
Happy New Year. Wishing you all the best in 2012!
Well I don’t know about you but with all the holiday chaos already bustling around I’m in the mood to kick back, relax and enjoy some holiday eye candy.
Now that’s a Santa I’d wait in line to see at the mall.
Checking out all the holiday goodies. *grin*
Wowza, I wouldn’t mind finding that under the tree.
Some of you may have seen this humorous little story before but since I’ll be hamster shopping this weekend it seemed appropriate to share it. The first time I saw this was right before my daughter got her first hamster and of course it was perfect timing but it definitely got me thinking about what I was getting myself into. Thankfully no worries all was well but alas that little hamster died and now my daughter has saved up her pennies to get another one, so good ol’ Bert and Ernie came to mind again.
Enjoy the joke, it is seriously funny.
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